My Dialogue

John- Ooooh Meagan Fox. W-W-What? You don't like her? You! Don't like her! What the hell has eaten your brain away.
Craig- Uhm yeah, you need to calm down. Back to Earth John.
John- Back to EARTH! It's Meagan flipping Fox Craig. Deep breaths, deep breaths, I can fix this. It'll all be okay.
Craig- F-F-Fix this? What do you mean by that? We all have our own opinions you know.
John- Hmmm... I will fix this by showing you Meagan Fox.
Craig- I have seen her for your information.
John- Not just one picture! A freakin' collage!!!
Craig- A collage? Even you don't have time for that.
John- Or do I? Hahaha. What if it's already done? What if it's right here, on my computer, just waiting for you. Yes, Meagan Fox is waiting for you.
Craig- When did you make this? Or I should say how did you make this?
John- Oh I just used Microsoft Word, it was pretty simple.
Craig- Oh that makes sense, you know the new Microsofts are really fantastic.
John- Yes, yes they are.
John- Alright so back to the Collage!
Craig- Yeah I'm going to have to skip out on the whole "Watching the collage" thing.
John- Oh no, no you won't, you're staying right here.
Craig- Make m---
(John knocks Craig unconscious)
Craig- W-W-What happened? Oh my God! The collage! It's so vivid!! It burns my eyes! Ahhhhhhhh. Owwwww. Whoa whoa whoa, Meagan looks good there.
John- I told you so.

The End.

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